If there is one thing about me that everyone knows and agrees on it's that I'm the biggest Insane Clown Posse (ICP) fan on the planet. You could probably say that I am a Juggalo nazi. I own virtually all of their albums including the ultra rare 1960's recorded "Imma kill dat bitch and eat her clothes" EP and my clothing wardrobe consists of nothing but Insane Clown Posse and Slimer T-shirts. I someday plan to deck my whole body out in ICP tattoos when I become strong enough to handle the pain of getting a tattoo. The main problem with ICP is that they are painfully unappreciated. Sure they sell a lot of records but there are a lot of people who hate on them and I just don't think they understand the whole story. So I hope after you read this informative article on the greatest musical duo of our time or all time for the matter that you will represent and rise against the negativity aimed at the greatest musical duo of all time.

The Insane Clown Posse formed on the streets of Brooklyn in the late 1960's with founding members Lief Garret (Violent K) and Joe Kerr (Faggy Peanuts) during a backyard renaissance fair. The two met through a mutual friend that Faggy Peanuts's brother was doing at the time. See Faggy Peanuts loved show tunes and was looking for a partner to perform with since his early days of stand up comedy. So this mutual friend introduced the two and history was forever changed. The 2 immediately hit it off and had sex with each other. When they were done they began to discuss recording some music. That's when Violent K said the words the forever rocked the music industry "No.........Let's paint our faces like gay clowns and have sex with each other". It was then agreed, no music would be recorded on this day, instead there would be rounds and rounds of gay clown sex. Once the smoke cleared from the smoke machine Faggy Peanuts hooked up, the duo started laying down some tracks. The duo's musical chemistry was immediately noticed and the two began to have sex with each other. After demoing several tracks the group decided it was time to begin work on their debut album and have sex with each other again. The album would be called "The Carnival of Carnage" do to Violent K's obsession and love for carnival corn dogs. The album was a smash hit selling over 100 Billion albums in it's first day and the video for their single "Smells like Teen Spirit" getting significant airtime on VH1. The band was finally a success, so the duo had sex with each other.




After the smoked cleared from the fog machine that the Insane Clown Posse hooked up over the world, the band was bigger than ever and had a loyal fan base known to them as "Juggalos" which is the french word for the phrase "Butt Olympians". It was during this time ICP became known for their intense stage show. The band at the time would fill fire extinguishers with the soda known as Faygo and spray it in the bathrooms. Many concert goers would be unaware of this and would slip and fall as a result of the bathroom floors being wet. Some concert goers even complained of the floors being quite sticky.

Many successful years went by as the band continued to sell a million zillion records and have sex with each other, but that's when things took a dark turn. It was around this time that the band ate a lot of chocolate. Violent K became very fat and very pregnant with the group's first child. All the sex and chocolate had finally caught up to them and the group was put on indefinite hiatus until Violent K could poop again. It was at this time that group member Faggy Peanuts fell into a deep depression. Things weren't all bad in ICP land though because it was at this time that Faggy Peanuts wrote his number 1 solo single "With Arms Wide Open" upon the news that Violent K was pregnant with his child but it was at this time Faggy Peanuts began to battle an addiction to boobies. After years of being pregnant Violent K's baby exploded and the group was back together, but things again took a turn for the worse yet again when Faggy Peanuts revealed to Violent K that he was addicted to boobies. Violent K was heartbroken because he felt this went against the group's homosexual image. Faggy Peanuts agreed and the duo had sex with each other and the group was now stronger than ever.


I hope you enjoyed my brief accurate history of the musical group the Insane Clown Posse. If you have questions about the Insane Clown Posse please comment below or send me an e-mail at andysunglass286@hotmail.com