They finally made Stay Puft Marshmallows. I repeat, they finally made actual fucking Stay Puft Marshmallows. I'd explain it to you but I don't want to, so I'll let thinkgeek.com do it.

"From the moment we saw that giant, smiling Destroyer of Worlds, our sweet tooth called out for revenge. Revenge for the bits of New York crushed. Revenge for the . . . ok, so not really revenge - we just wanted marshmallows. And even Walter Peck being covered in blobs of melted mallow man weren't enough to crack our craving. It's taken over 25 years, but we finally have the stuff that childhood dreams are made of: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows!

Two major things to note about these sugary mallows of awake-ti-tude: First, they are gourmet. Delicate and delicious. Second, they are licensed collectibles, which for a marshmallow is pretty awesome. Third, Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows come in a marshmallowy-feeling box - a nice reusable keepsake. And finally, fourth: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows are CAFFEINATED! Big time. You feel it as soon as you suck one down. Take that giant marshmallow man; we're eating your eggs one by one. So get some Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows now, relive the 80s, stay awake forever, and satiate the need for sugary revenge."

You can buy them here at http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/candy/e59b/

Man, Back to the Future is one of the greatest movies of all-time. But you know what? Back to the Future 2 is even better because not only does it have most of Back to the Future 1 in it, it also has FUCKING SHOES THAT LACE THEMSELVES!!! With the 25 year anniversary of Back to the future upon us, a lot of cool things are showing up on the web in honor of the film's anniversary, like FUCKING SHOES THAT LACE THEMSELVES becoming a reality.

MSNBC is reporting that the popular footwear company Nike has filed a patent for a self-lacing shoe that resembles the sneakers from BACK TO THE FUTURE II that practically everyone with a soul wanted.

According to the patent, "the automatic lacing system provides a set of straps that can be automatically opened and closed to switch between a loosened and tightened position of the upper. The article further includes an automatic ankle cinching system that is configured to automatically adjust an ankle portion of the upper."



It sounds pretty good to me. We now have only five more years till the 2015 in Back to the Future 2 becomes real. So not only can we look foward to self-lacing shoes, but also Pizza Hut pizzas that cook in 5 seconds, hoverboards, and Jaws 19. Considering there are only 4 Jaws movies available right it looks like the next few years are going to be pretty Jaws heavy.

* I didn't make this by the way.


WHOA!

Please tell me you've pre ordered this.

ICP in their own cinematic adventure. The plot is as follows according to Wikipedia:

"Big Baby Chips (Bruce), a gambling tycoon, runs the downtrodden town of Mudbug through extortion and violence. Sheriff Sugar Wolf (Utsler) arrives in town to confront Big Baby Chips, redeem his family name, and save the town"

If that plot synopsis doesn't get you excited maybe this will. Did I mention that Admiral Snuggles' favorite actress Brigitte Nielsen is in it? No? How about Vanilla Ice? Or the wrestler Sabu? Yeah? Now you want to see it? You're damn right you do! Oh wait, there's more! Here's a picture of Brigitte Nielson making out with Flava Flav.


Can this post get any better?

If you didn't already watch it or even hear about it, there is a new Mortal Kombat short film out online and it looks dope like soap. But before you watch it know this, they fucking kill Johnny Cage in it! I mean fuck that shit! I'm sorry if you consider that a spoiler, but I don't care because I'm really pissed. Like, I hope it doesn't even get made now because of that. I mean I didn't even see Mortal Kombat:Annihilation till like 3 years after it came out because I heard Johnny Cage died in it. Well, that and it may be the worst movie ever made. Anyway it still looks slick and I respect that. Check it out!

According to many sources, beloved filmmaker James Cameron who is the director of such blockbusters as The Terminator 1 and 2, Titanic, and Avatar was asked to sit in a brainstorming session with scientists on how to combat the massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico due to his extensive knowledge of underwater filming and because they heard he studied physics or something in college. But he graciously said "hasta la vista" to helping the scientists. This is disappointing because we all know we want to see the oil spill in HD 3D. I think the conversation would go something like this.

Oil Spill Expert Guy:  Mr. Cameron, what are your ideas for combating the oil spill?

James Cameron: I dunno, but throw these glasses on!  It's like the spill is coming right at us! 

Or what if he casts Sam Worthington in the oil spill? Because Sam Worthington can really carry an oil spill and has to learn the ways of the oil spill and he falls in love with it. And he sticks with it when the government wants to nuke the spill. Then he has to fight that marine guy from Avatar. Like Sam would start shooting oil at his ship, but that guy's like just standing there drinking coffee. That guy was cool. Yeah


...yeah