Man, it's a known fact that all of us at the Snuggle Cave love a good food/movie promotion. We also love the crap out of America. So, we all know America runs on Dunkin, but apparently so does Captain America. Apparently Captain America can only function and stay real buff he drinks coolattas and stuffs donuts in his patriotic mouth.

First off, we have the "Stars and Stripes" donut.

As you can see, it's your basic run of the mill donut, but its got red frosting and red, white and blue sprinkles. It's also delicious

These donuts are pretty dope, so show your patriotism by going and putting some down your gullet.

It's a real sad day at Admiral Snuggles headquarters now, Shaq retired. However, that's not the worst part. Apparently, Shaq went into space to announce his retirement by spiking basketballs into the moon and got lost in orbit.

I know we're a little late on this one, but we've spent the last few days mourning. If you somehow didn't hear, Macho Man Randy Savage has passed away. Yes, that Macho Man Randy Savage. I always thought Macho Man could kick out of anything, but the double whammy of having a heart attack and crashing into a tree proved to be too much.

Macho Man is dropping elbows with the angels now :)

Well guys, we were hoping to keep this one a secret, but Osama bin Laden is dead.

The Admiral decided a few days ago that he was fed up with the Pittsburgh Pirates' recent run of mediocre ball after a hot start to the season. In an effort to take his mind off of things, he decided to sail on over to Afghanistan.

Long story short, he ran into Osama and snuggled him to death.

The Pirates won today too.

Coincidence?

and just for fun the Admirals's tribute to the 2004 AFC Championship game.

It looks like the Facebook bug even effects fictional characters fighting in a fictional war against robots.

It's about time. Finally, Grover and tree planting fans can rejoice! Not only does this DVD contain a double dose of tree planting and Grover but it has guest appearances by Debra Messing and Greg Kinnear. MY GOD!!! It's also in Hebrew or something. You can purchase the DVD here

Whoa! What the hell? You are looking at the "Crown Crust Pizza" from Pizza Hut in the middle east. I don't know what else to say except foreigners are weird.

Yo, I don't really know how many people actually read our wacky posts and articles. I estimate it's somewhere around a billion people. Anyway, we're back! Sorry for the lack of posts but between work, the holidays, having various illnesses, and being lazy asses we haven't posted in the last 2 months. Rest assured we are back and hopefully the site will not hit such a dry spell again. We also have big plans to expand the site with even more forms of content and to show you I'm serious, check this out!

Do you like golf? How about iced tea? How about a golfer liquefied into iced tea lemonade?

So who remembers the Game.com? Yeah? No? Well alright then, let me explain. In 1997 Tiger electronics came out with their own black and white handheld system named Game.com and in 1997 the Game.com failed. But these bad boys had a touch screen!! And you they could go online. Whoa! However in order to go online you had to buy a monthly service for the machine and plug it into it's own modem, but still that was pretty fascinating at the time. The internet was also text only. You know what? It wasn't interesting, it sucked then and it sucked now. There was also only a handful of games. They even had some pretty big franchises like Sonic, Resident Evil, Mortal Kombat, and Duke Nukem but they were all designed in house, meaning they were all designed by Tiger and not their original designers. So basically what I'm saying is that they all sucked and the system couldn't handle the games.

Hey I know this sounds weird, but you should totally be our referral on swag bucks. It's real easy, you just search for stuff on their search engine and you get swag buck....um bucks which can be redeemed later for gift cards and what not. They also offer surveys, polls, shopping bonuses and offers for swag bucks. And if you get some of your friends to join you can get bonuses.

So do us a favor and be our referral of swag bucks, unless you don't like free shit.

Actually, even if you don't like free shit, you should sign up.

So NBA JAM came out yesterday for the Wii. It's just as awesome as you think it is,except for one thing. It's on the fucking Wii and we all know the Wii sucks. Luckily, they're releasing HD versions for the Xbox 360 and PS3 that are supposed to be out before Christmas. So i'd recommend getting this, then getting one for each the Xbox 360 and the PS3 because you can never have enough Jam.

I know I'm a little late writing about this, but I bought Halo Reach for Xbox 360 the day it came out. I enjoyed the game, but you know what I enjoy more? Tie-ins and cross-promotions.


I just found out about this promotion because I was getting some gas at speedway the other day and saw some Doritos with some Halo chums on the bag. Unfortunately, they aren't any new flavors of Doritos. Just standard cool ranch and cheesy nacho, but with their bags all haloey. Needless to say I bought a bag of each.



On the back of each of the bags is a code you can type in to be entered into a drawing for the prize of your choice. They have drawings for copies of Halo:Reach, Halo Xboxes, controllers, Halo hoodies, and some other stuff. I tried to put the codes in but I could only get one to work because they were printed so poorly. It didn't matter because I never win these kind of things anyway and this was no exception.

While poking around the site I noticed that the main promotion of the contest wasn't even Doritos, it was Mountain Dew. I thought maybe the world would be at peace again and Mountain Dew Game Fuel was back. Or maybe even a brand new flavor, but sadly it's just the regular ass Mountain Dew flavors with some Halo kats on the bottles.



There we have a shitty close up of some Halo-ized 20 ounce bottles of Code Red and Voltage flavors. Apparently each bottle has a different character, but I'm just a casual fan so all I know is that they're all spacemen. Which guy is Halo? Unlike the Dorito bags these codes are printed under the caps so you don't have to worry about little junior Beano son of a bitch going into a store and writing down codes from Dorito bags.

So if you like Halo, Mountain Dew, Doritos, or awesome shit, than this contest is for you.



Here's a pic of all of the 20 ounce Mountain Dew bottles together like a family. The empty one was a bottle of orange Livewire but I was thirsty. Like, mad thirsty.

Later.....

They finally made Stay Puft Marshmallows. I repeat, they finally made actual fucking Stay Puft Marshmallows. I'd explain it to you but I don't want to, so I'll let thinkgeek.com do it.

"From the moment we saw that giant, smiling Destroyer of Worlds, our sweet tooth called out for revenge. Revenge for the bits of New York crushed. Revenge for the . . . ok, so not really revenge - we just wanted marshmallows. And even Walter Peck being covered in blobs of melted mallow man weren't enough to crack our craving. It's taken over 25 years, but we finally have the stuff that childhood dreams are made of: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows!

Two major things to note about these sugary mallows of awake-ti-tude: First, they are gourmet. Delicate and delicious. Second, they are licensed collectibles, which for a marshmallow is pretty awesome. Third, Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows come in a marshmallowy-feeling box - a nice reusable keepsake. And finally, fourth: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows are CAFFEINATED! Big time. You feel it as soon as you suck one down. Take that giant marshmallow man; we're eating your eggs one by one. So get some Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows now, relive the 80s, stay awake forever, and satiate the need for sugary revenge."

You can buy them here at http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/candy/e59b/

Man, Back to the Future is one of the greatest movies of all-time. But you know what? Back to the Future 2 is even better because not only does it have most of Back to the Future 1 in it, it also has FUCKING SHOES THAT LACE THEMSELVES!!! With the 25 year anniversary of Back to the future upon us, a lot of cool things are showing up on the web in honor of the film's anniversary, like FUCKING SHOES THAT LACE THEMSELVES becoming a reality.

MSNBC is reporting that the popular footwear company Nike has filed a patent for a self-lacing shoe that resembles the sneakers from BACK TO THE FUTURE II that practically everyone with a soul wanted.

According to the patent, "the automatic lacing system provides a set of straps that can be automatically opened and closed to switch between a loosened and tightened position of the upper. The article further includes an automatic ankle cinching system that is configured to automatically adjust an ankle portion of the upper."



It sounds pretty good to me. We now have only five more years till the 2015 in Back to the Future 2 becomes real. So not only can we look foward to self-lacing shoes, but also Pizza Hut pizzas that cook in 5 seconds, hoverboards, and Jaws 19. Considering there are only 4 Jaws movies available right it looks like the next few years are going to be pretty Jaws heavy.

* I didn't make this by the way.


WHOA!