Transformers Hot Chocolate
Posted: Tuesday, January 11, 2011 by Admiral Snuggles in Labels: butts, food, Hot Chocolate, Transformers
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Introducing TRANSFORMERS COCOA DELUXE !!! Sold by the good people at Big Lots for the price of 4 dollars. I know it's a bit much for Transformers Hot Chocolate but I mean, you gotta spoil yourself every once in awhile.
As you can see from the photo above the kit includes 2 packs of Transformer made hot chocolate, 2 mugs starring everybody's favorite retarded Transformer Bumblebee, a box of mini candy canes, and a...box.
I guess when the Transformers aren't saving the world and kicking ass they're pulling doubles in the hot chocolate factory. The mugs are cool, but I wish they would have used a more appropriate Transformer for the product. They should have used one of the many Choco-Formers. They should have used the one that transformed into a cup of hot chocolate, but he can only transform once because once he transforms Optimus Prime drinks him for fuel and he dies. I don't think many people knew his name because he didn't last very long. Now I'm real sad. I think is name was "Transformer Larry".Anyway, the hot chocolate is pretty good, but it's pretty hard to screw up hot chocolate. The hot chocolate mix actually is in a separate package inside the transformer package. Which is appropriate I guess but it was a pretty lame transformation. The mix included some of those old chalky mini marshmallows but they melt nicely into the mix, so no complaints. I totally forgot to take a picture of the hot chocolate completely prepared but I found a picture of hot chocolate online and it's basically a dead on representation of what Transformer's brand hot chocolate looks like.
Yeah, that's what that looked like.
It also came with some mini candy canes for some reason. Have you eaten a candy cane before? If you have they're totally like that candy cane you ate. Except maybe smaller, unless the candy cane you ate was a mini. If that's the case then it's very accurate.
So that's Transformers hot chocolate.
R.I.P. Transformer Larry aka "The Hot Chocolate Transformer"