We've been using toilet paper since the 1880s. Isn't it about time we upgraded? To toilet paper on a stick?
Well... finally there's an invention to help. With the "comfort wipe" you'll no longer be hassled to wipe your bunghole with a piece of toilet paper in your hand. You now can put toilet paper on the "comfort wipe" toilet paper extension to wipe your butt. Suffering from decreased range in wiping your ass? Then the comfort wipe is for you. Thank God. Check it out!! And check out the lady with the accent who no longer needs help to wipe her butt.