Well guys, we were hoping to keep this one a secret, but Osama bin Laden is dead.

The Admiral decided a few days ago that he was fed up with the Pittsburgh Pirates' recent run of mediocre ball after a hot start to the season. In an effort to take his mind off of things, he decided to sail on over to Afghanistan.

Long story short, he ran into Osama and snuggled him to death.

The Pirates won today too.

Coincidence?